HeeeeHawww.
Read this !
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson.I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
And this !
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I'm waiting SO patiently for my dad to come back with my new phone. Omgawd woohaaa. Okay right, I'm glad this week passed quite fast. Nxt week is Mid years already y'know. I have nt even started studying. Omgeez. Can't w8 for after Mid yrs. Many plans are coming up. Yay, can't w8! Don't wna miss them. So imma go start to study now.
Note to self, stop indulging in everything. All the fats content uh wah seh, mati siall. I might grow fat one fine and ordinary day.
xoxo
you seem happy with your life right now,
guess the joke was on me as usual
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